I ban you for hugging people in public.

I ban you for being named after an adorable dog breed

I ban you for banning

I ban you for taking the fun away from the game.

I ban you for banning the person for taking the fun away

I ban you for not having goats

I ban you for thinking that I don't have goats when I actually don't(it makes no sense, I know)

I ban you for being confusing

I ban you because you banned rosendale equine for being confusing

I ban you for having 1 barn.