Also, the number of people older then you will never increase...

Lettuce is not a vegetable, it's just crunchy water.

if im 99% American and I eat a nacho would I be 1% nacho?

Is me ripping my skin a hyper fidget brain issue or an anxiety brain issue? Does anyone notice when I don't log on? What the actual FUCK is a clove??? Why havent I made any crow friends here? I had so many crow friends back home!!! Why does everyone here have to point out every time I say sorry? "yOuRe sO cAnAdIaN" yeah bitch but that's got nothing to do with it you unoriginal disgrace. Why do I wheeze when I see goth boys when I literally have a girlfriend? Tibbies. Where does consciousness come from? Pee is stored in the heart. Am I depressed? Wow wee I need to get my skin cancer checked. Why are cockatoos so goddamn fucking fluffy I cant handle it. Who invented the hoola hoop and why? Why do some places say "go put it down" while others say "go put it up"? Why are my socks covered in long dog hairs when I have medium length cats? That's all my thoughts in the last minute. Adios

if i cut off my leg....would it hurt?

Why is everything to damn expensive?

Wait. If you pick a hair off something it becomes your hair..

today i was buying expensive coffee and wishing it grows on tree shrub things, and then i realised it does. i have one growing in my room.

Procrastinating is great. It helps me stay full of stress and causes anxiety attacks. That's normal right?

I found this one incredibly amusing lol