That happens to me when I get vertigo

I find it quite ironic that if you don't know how to swim you'll drown, but once you're dead you'll end up floating.

I find it creepy that when your sleeping, your eyes are closed yet when you die they are open.

Why cant the day just be over?

Its insane for me to think about how some people deadass have admitted to idolizing me when I can't even complete the simplest task out there without being upset with myself and who I am as a whole. Maybe that just goes to show how much our perceptions of ourselves differs from that of those who can see you from outside. Or maybe just that people aren't good at choosing who they look up to.

I had wondered why I had never seen one of my school soccer players (I run cross country) block a ball with their stomach/abbs/lower chest before. I figured out why today when I was playing a fun game of after dryland (I ski race as well) soccer with my teammates and I was gaurding the goal and someone kicked the ball (we aren't allowed to use hands) and it nailed me straigt in the gut/core. Gosh damn it hurt like crazy and it hurt for about an hour, and about 5 hours later my core is starting to really feel the soreness.

It occured to me that when you accidentally step on people's feet they open their mouths. Just like the lids on those trashcans.

So our insides are all trash?

If you give a speech or presentation and no one asks any questions, just think that you gave the speech so well that no one was confused on anything and didn't need you to clarify :p

So good job

You can burn somebody's remains into ashes as a job and get told you're doing good but when you do it at home to get rid of the evidence apparently it's illegal!