Do worse.

How to catch a fish?

Cast into a tree then make lots of noise.

How do I get straight As in school?

Sleep in Study Hall

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How do I play hockey?

First you need to go to a golf course...

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How do I catch a horse?

You release it to the field

How to tack up?

Release yourself into the wild and cry

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how to trim a hoof?

Put a bootie on it

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How do you avoid being a victim in a Stephen King movie?

Be a side character serving ice cream making less than minimum wage(either way you're a victim of something) ;-;

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How do I dig a hole?

With a baseball plate

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How do you not fall out of a tree?

you jump from the tree.

How do i buy myself a ticket to a football game?