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Glass bridges are safe becaus you can see any danger coming from under you. They also do not rot. But they may break of loud noises but that is very unlikely. - why do people eat mushrooms?🍄 |
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Since humans are humans, it almost the same as why do humans drink milk but thats worse, the best prediciton might be early humans foraging in caves and finding mushrooms, thinking their food, they probably ate a non-poisonous one and didnt die obvi then another one and died, which is quite interesting because we kept eating them RIP ------------------------------------------------- how did we conquer electricity? |
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Benjamin Franklin invented electricity in 17something when he did that thing with the kite and the key during a lightning storm, except what they dont tell you is he also had a whip and forced the lightning bolt into submission, and built channels like hamster cubes for it to run around in and power his lightbulbs. - How did giraffes happen? |
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in the beginning, giraffes were just deer but over time, those who had longer limbs and legs won mating rights which meant longer neck offspring which helped with eating during droughts so soon all shorter necks died and longer necks rose up ----------------------------------------- how did the tapir happen? |
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The tapir happened when Mother Nature played Frankenstein with a horse, a pig, and an elephant trunk, and then stopped and admired it, she named it the tapir because it had a nose that looked like a faucet ( tap ) and she added the ir just because she wanted too. Why was school invented? |
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Long long ago, a lady had 9021 children. Eventually, they all drove her mad and she started looking for ways to get revenge. So, she realized that all of them hated learning, but most of all, their mean teacher. She kept her oldest son there for 12 years before he escaped at 18, living off in the free world. She kept that rule for all 9021 of her kids, keeping them for 12 years each before allowing them out. Many other parents heard of this discipline act and caught on, communities eventually agreeing and making communtiy 'school' houses. - What is life? |
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Life was made by the big bang (theory) or whatever religon you believe in, but it all started with water, the ocean is one of our oldest things on earth until a large piece of land called pangia (smth like that) was born, earthquake after earthquake split them up as trees grew and our earliest animals started finding land (but a lot still stayed in water). Dinosaurs appeared now i think and they thrived well, most food chains were fine and all species never went bad or extiinct. Then our first trace of human life appeared in africa, but we weren't humans more like apes, these apeshumans, travelled on foot around earth as they faught megafauna and other very scary things etc. Then we evolved, fought wars and got plagues until we made stuff and formed together plus women got em rightsssss --------------------------------------------------------------- How did the black plague form? |
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Ah, the black plague. Yes, the disease that turned cows black. The asteroids had a cold and rained chickens on us that had an affair with our cows and made them sick. Jaques Itty found the cure to restore our dear cows. - What is a cloud? |
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A cloud is the sneeze of a dragon, of course! The larger the cloud, the larger the dragon. Dragons are well known to suffer from terrible colds, with accompanying sneezes, in the winter months - hence why it's so cloudy over winter. It's why in summer, when colds are less prevalent and dragons are inclined to go on holiday, the skies are generally clearer as a result.
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Ah, the narwhals.It's actually quite a fascinating little piece of history! You see, after the whales and dolphyns found out about unicorns, they became insanelly jealous. The two species became one and the same when i came to living. Eventually, whale/dolphyn hybrids were the main specie! When they migrated to the North Pole, an icicle fell on the leader of the flocks head. He pictured how he, a simple whale/dolphin hybrid, could become a unicorn. Then it hit him, just like the icicle. If he stabbed himself with the icicle, he would become a unicorn! |
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