Wind is cows flying. At night, they grow wings and fly around the sky while us humans sleep under them. After they land, the air currents from their huge wings are still there, making their way around the world. When it's particularly gusty, that's because the cows are having races of who can fly the fastest.

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Where does paper come from?

Ah, paper. Made using paper shredders, anything you put in comes out as paper. Plants? Paper. Plastic? Paper. A whole turkey? Paper. A toddler? Paper. You can dye it different shades of paper with paper dye, made from paper.

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What is evolution?

Evolution is a form of magic practiced by the ancients in which they where able to turn cats into other cats, dogs into other dogs & so on

In the present day this art has largely been lost although sometimes still crudly practiced by those who study the ancients

A recent breakthrough however brings us nearer to understand this ancient form of magic

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What is quilting?

Well it's obviously when you buy a quilt at a store. Can be used as just 'quilting', or 'going quilting'. A very scientific process where you choose which blanket best works with your decor. Only experts can successfully quilt shop perfectly.

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What is vaulting?

Vaulting is the sport of making and breaking into (Usually metal) vaults. It is a sport for the wealthy because vaults are expensive to make and are even more expensive to fill so they (or others) can break into it. There are several leagues and competitions. One team is called the Metalheads.

What is tape?

Oh delightful boredom. The hamster that lives inside each and every one of our skulls sometimes has to take a break from running, whether to drink water or relieve himself of waste, and when he does this, you become bored from a lack of rotation. If the hamster wheel doesn't turn in time with the earth, you lose interest in things very quickly.

It is temporary, however, and once the hamster gets back to work, you should be okay after an hour or so, once he gets up to speed.

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What exactly is the function of the rubber duck?