Because your fingers are built that way

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what time does the sun rise

The sun rises when my cereal melts into a pool of dogs :)

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How do i explain to a gorilla that toothbrushes are for teeth and not feet while sitting on a rainbow monkey with wings?

You hit the monkey and fall to your death below, and the gorilla will try to do the same so then he will put the toothbrush in his mouth to hit the monkey with his hands.

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How do I tell my cat to stop leaving fur on me

you get a pan and feed your horses and then shave them bald.

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how do i tell the sky to turn green?