xD

My trainer will tell me "Hips like a hoe, hands like a princess"

I also get told "THINK ABOUT YOUR BUTT" (okay well screamed at to think about my butt lmfao)

My trainer when I was younger

"Monkey Tail Monkey Tail!"

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My trainer durring run downs

"Run me over, seriously run me over!"

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My trainer teaching a western dressage test

"Make your horse run into the wall when you take the corners!"

"that line was straighter than James Charles."

Yeah. He said that.

"Are you a SACK OF POTATOES? Fix the shoulders!"

"Your horse is 17.1. Why is his stride that of a pony?"

*after Duke trips* First day on new feet, huh?

"Shoulders back. Hands up. BOOBS OUT."

🤣

Oh yes, boobs out, I'm told that a good amount xD

My trainer is really nice and doesn't really say anything funny, and the thing that I remember is really funny that she has said to me was after my first ride in about a month. "More leg." 5 minutes later "More leg." 2 minutes later "MORE LEG. EVEN MORE THEN THAT." 1 minute later "What is always the solution?' Me "More legg?" My trainer "What is 2 divided by 2?" Me " 1." My trainer, "NO. More leg. Use more leg." She was in a very bad mood that day

Yesterday my trainer told one of the girls in my lesson, "You're using your arms to start her like a lawnmower"

or something along those lines XD

"bend your elbows, you're riding like a zombie!"

in my defense, the mom and the kid laughed, so it's okay

The dressage trainer is more... Polite? and just tells me to put my shoulders back, my event coach says "stick your girls out!" x) Another one is "no puppy paws". I have a tendency to not keep my wrists straight lol

"It's like Ratatouille! You're the rat and the horse is the chef! IT HAS TO LISTEN TO YOU."

-me, on Saturday.