"Is your dragon ready?" (my horse bucking and pulling through the bridle) "yeah i think hes ready"
"Ride like a sack of potatoes with a back brace"
(while i was trying to warm up my gelding at a show)
"SACK OF POTATOES SACK OF POTATOES RIDE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!!"
"girl quit letting him lean on that circle"
*In Happy Voice* "Go bama go bama get it bama go bama!"
me: "reba your being too spicyy"
her: *grabs rebas ears* "rebaa dont listen to her"
trainer: * makes a scene of pretending to ride a horse and canter a lopsided circle *
Morning Frost and Afternoon Sunshine
