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12:47:15 Wind
Also, it's my third month on this account and I can finally afford my first glass. Is it worth buying one for one of my EPP mares or should I attempt patience and at least wait for my EEEs to grow up?
Wild Wind Stables
12:47:11 Wind
If a medallion has either colt or filly in the name does it mean the resulting foal is guaranteed to be that gender?
Fantasy Horses
12:46:33 Fantasy | Fanta
No problem! It happens a lot XD
Blue Diamond
12:45:51 Bluey
Oop, sorry, Fantasy
Blue Diamond
12:45:42 Bluey
-HEE Click-
Blue Diamond
12:45:24 Bluey
Kph
One was started on the club page. Forum link #1
KPH Equestrian
12:45:00 Rapcoon | Jester
we need a forum thread for all the animal photos!
Fantasy Horses
12:44:57 Fantasy | Fanta
But thank you
Fantasy Horses
12:44:51 Fantasy | Fanta
Bluey
lol it's a girl
Blue Diamond
12:44:32 Bluey
Fantasy
He's so cute!
Blue Diamond
12:42:54 Bluey
Fantasy
Yes! Join us!
Fantasy Horses
12:42:28 Fantasy | Fanta
Bluey
Give me five minutes, I need to find good stupid pictures
Blue Diamond
12:40:54 Bluey
I thought: Oh, this can be good lol
KPH Equestrian
12:37:07 Rapcoon | Jester
omgg it does get better
Blue Diamond
12:35:36 Bluey
-HEE Click-
Blue Diamond
12:35:10 Bluey
It gets better xD
KPH Equestrian
12:34:05 Rapcoon | Jester
omg bluey I love that xD
Black Dragon Stable
12:32:45 BDS / Black / Stormy
There's 100 horses named... About 300 left to go. lmao
Blue Diamond
12:31:56 Bluey
Kph
-Click-
KPH Equestrian
12:31:40 Rapcoon | Jester
wait I got the most flattering picture of him this morning
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Wild Wind Stables
12:47:15 Wind
Also, it's my third month on this account and I can finally afford my first glass. Is it worth buying one for one of my EPP mares or should I attempt patience and at least wait for my EEEs to grow up?
Wild Wind Stables
12:47:11 Wind
If a medallion has either colt or filly in the name does it mean the resulting foal is guaranteed to be that gender?
Fantasy Horses
12:46:33 Fantasy | Fanta
No problem! It happens a lot XD
Blue Diamond
12:45:51 Bluey
Oop, sorry, Fantasy
Blue Diamond
12:45:42 Bluey
-HEE Click-
Blue Diamond
12:45:24 Bluey
Kph
One was started on the club page. Forum link #1
KPH Equestrian
12:45:00 Rapcoon | Jester
we need a forum thread for all the animal photos!
Fantasy Horses
12:44:57 Fantasy | Fanta
But thank you
Fantasy Horses
12:44:51 Fantasy | Fanta
Bluey
lol it's a girl
Blue Diamond
12:44:32 Bluey
Fantasy
He's so cute!
Blue Diamond
12:42:54 Bluey
Fantasy
Yes! Join us!
Fantasy Horses
12:42:28 Fantasy | Fanta
Bluey
Give me five minutes, I need to find good stupid pictures
Blue Diamond
12:40:54 Bluey
I thought: Oh, this can be good lol
KPH Equestrian
12:37:07 Rapcoon | Jester
omgg it does get better
Blue Diamond
12:35:36 Bluey
-HEE Click-
Blue Diamond
12:35:10 Bluey
It gets better xD
KPH Equestrian
12:34:05 Rapcoon | Jester
omg bluey I love that xD
Black Dragon Stable
12:32:45 BDS / Black / Stormy
There's 100 horses named... About 300 left to go. lmao
Blue Diamond
12:31:56 Bluey
Kph
-Click-
KPH Equestrian
12:31:40 Rapcoon | Jester
wait I got the most flattering picture of him this morning
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Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 27, 2023 02:27 PM


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I do the same thing, My boi's halter doesn't sit right if I forget to trim it xD Good for you, if she wasn't free, then the old owner has no business implying she wants to have a lock of her mane lol. AND since that gal owned her before you, why didn't she cut a piece then?
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 27, 2023 04:19 PM


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Yeah lol
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 28, 2023 12:08 AM


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I've had a non-horse person ask me if the goverment funded the barn because I told him the horses were expensive to care for.... If only...
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 5, 2023 08:41 PM


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Kern, I'm scared for that person xD
I work for my mother at a pumpkin patch where she has pony rides and a petting zoo. The people who own it let her rent out a space or smth. Anyways,sSome lady asked me how old one of our ponies, Poncho, is. This is how it went.
Lady: How old is he?
Me: He's 18 :)
Lady: 18 Months??
Me: No, years.
Lady: Oh my gosh he's old!
Also this.
Several times this has happened, but parents will pet our mini x shetland crosses talking to their kids and it goes something like this:
Parent: awww, see how small it is? it's just a baby<3<3<3 Isn't it cute?
Me: Uh...actually, Tonka and Dotty(the mini shettys) are both about 25 years old...
Parent: Ohhhh woww....... and how long do they usually live?
Me: Ummm about 30-35 years :)
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 6, 2023 11:31 PM


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Damn... XD

Kern River Estate said:
I've had a non-horse person ask me if the goverment funded the barn because I told him the horses were expensive to care for.... If only...


Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 7, 2023 01:31 PM


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I had a friend once who I met in a horse game who thought that horses only had one teat- unitit- as the reason they usually abandon one of the foals if they do have two surviving twins.
I told this to my brother last night and he thought that horses couldn't have (I'm assuming physically couldn't create another) more than one. 🤦‍♀️

Edited at March 12, 2023 12:48 PM by Prismatic Cove
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:32 PM


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I was talking to this girl and she mentioned that she rides horses after I had said in a joking way "the only reason my arms aren't spaghetti is because my horses with their saddles as hay bales" she said oh I ride horses too." I said "what do you do" "ehm... I barrel race" I said "cool I do that too" she said "my mom actually just bought me a horse, it's a midnight blue stallion, she is so sweet" I'm over here like okkkk... now are you a liar or does your "stallion" go by she/her pronouns? (Didn't actually say that but that's what I thought immediately) (also no disrespect to people who go by different pronouns, I just meant that since she was obviously lying)
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:33 PM


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Oh!
I also had a middle school friend who had said she owned a 22.8 hh purebred Friesian mare that was appy by some genetic mutation, and also somehow a stallion "broke into the stables opened her stall and bred her" a week later she had a Tobi Percheron baby, and she couldn't get a picture since the mare would jump her 8ft fence and run away and somehow the Percheron baby followed. She knew her breeds vaguely at least lol although she pronounced Frisian as Freezin
(her reasoning for the mare running away was because she was afraid of the clicking sound of the camera

Edited at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM by Bluebonnet Estates
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:56 PM


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Bluebonnet Estates said:
Oh!
I also had a middle school friend who had said she owned a 22.8 hh purebred Friesian mare that was appy by some genetic mutation, and also somehow a stallion "broke into the stables opened her stall and bred her" a week later she had a Tobi Percheron baby, and she couldn't get a picture since the mare would jump her 8ft fence and run away and somehow the Percheron baby followed. She knew her breeds vaguely at least lol although she pronounced Frisian as Freezin
(her reasoning for the mare running away was because she was afraid of the clicking sound of the camera



Bluebonnet Estates said:
I was talking to this girl and she mentioned that she rides horses after I had said in a joking way "the only reason my arms aren't spaghetti is because my horses with their saddles as hay bales" she said oh I ride horses too." I said "what do you do" "ehm... I barrel race" I said "cool I do that too" she said "my mom actually just bought me a horse, it's a midnight blue stallion, she is so sweet" I'm over here like okkkk... now are you a liar or does your "stallion" go by she/her pronouns? (Didn't actually say that but that's what I thought immediately) (also no disrespect to people who go by different pronouns, I just meant that since she was obviously lying)


These are hilarious 😂
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I had a kid in my class when I was little say that they had ponies and competed in polo. I knew there was something sketchy because this kid was from the middle of nowhere country, polo is very expensive, and the only barns in the area were reining barns. I asked this kid if their horses are Bella Sarah ponies (A type of trading card) and if they compete in dismounting in style (Funny term for falling off of a horse) and the kid said yes. 😂
I almost died laughing and the kid looked at me confused 😆
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:59 PM


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Wild Winnie Equine said:
I had a kid in my class when I was little say that they had ponies and competed in polo. I knew there was something sketchy because this kid was from the middle of nowhere country, polo is very expensive, and the only barns in the area were reining barns. I asked this kid if their horses are Bella Sarah ponies (A type of trading card) and if they compete in dismounting in style (Funny term for falling off of a horse) and the kid said yes. 😂
I almost died laughing and the kid looked at me confused 😆


LMAO I love it xD

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