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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win! |
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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs! |
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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food bumdum spush |
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What kind of horse lives inside? A Stallion What did the horse say when he fell? I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up! Last one... A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?" |
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What do you call a sleeping horse? A nightmare |
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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks! what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners |
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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse - I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away - "Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all" |
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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot |
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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples. |
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Sunny Day with a Full Moon tonight
