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Munchkin Stables
10:33:01 Munn - PONs
Having the default view on Card, is becoming rather annoying.
Angels angels
10:30:19 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I need another 2.5 million for RO 😬
That is straws, items, and breeding fees
Painted View Ranch
10:28:42 PVR Paint/Painted
@jewel it's on chatzy. I'll send a link around 11:30 game time here. Just click on it and join with stable name and number. It's fun
Vancouver
10:28:07 Ana / Van
My accountant was actually in an ambulance once!
Crestwood Eq.
10:25:58 Ivy / poison ivy
hello again
Angels angels
10:25:44 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Lol 20/21 of my matches for RO are using filly Items. I am not getting any colts! XD
Sweet Valley
10:24:59 Anna/Jewel
Cool
Red Horizon Ranch
10:24:26 Red
Oh I unlocked the jungle in explore!
Sweet Valley
10:18:53 Anna/Jewel
Well where is this trivia, Painted?
Angels angels
10:18:51 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Shroom
Like I said it may not be, it may just be people making a joke but I don't know
Glacier Bay Cove
10:18:35 Arctic Katz
Not all of us are blessed with a kind accountant
Shroom
10:18:21 
I've made the accountant cry and yell but never a heart attack. I didn;t know that was a thing
Painted View Ranch
10:18:11 PVR Paint/Painted
Come join us for Trivia at 1pm Gametime!

Today's themes will be:
Rare Animal Adaptations
"Extreme Survival" - Human Feats Edition
Obscure Laws Around the World

Bonus prizes can be sent to Painted View Ranch at 113305 until 1:00pm Gametime.
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See you all there
Sweet Valley
10:17:55 Anna/Jewel
Yeah same here, Bruh lol. It would just be funny to see him throwing a fit..
Angels angels
10:17:31 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I've only done it once lol.
Golden Fields
10:17:12 Bruh
I'd love to make my accountant cry but I've never had a mil in the bank at once
Angels angels
10:16:15 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I think the only way to make him cry is to spend over 1 million in one day. Then for a heart attack I think you have to spend multiple millions but that could just be an exaggeration people say because I have never seen that one for real
Sweet Valley
10:15:33 Anna/Jewel
WHy is your accountant throwing a fit over ebs? Mine doesn't do that
Eagle Creek
10:13:19 Eagle
It would hopefully get homo Silver with the second so I like that but It also will probably get homo Sabino 🥴
Glacier Bay Cove
10:12:46 Arctic Katz
Every time Ebs are spent, he is either yelling, crying or having a heart attack and going to the hospital, so I took it a step further

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Munchkin Stables
10:33:01 Munn - PONs
Having the default view on Card, is becoming rather annoying.
Angels angels
10:30:19 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I need another 2.5 million for RO 😬
That is straws, items, and breeding fees
Painted View Ranch
10:28:42 PVR Paint/Painted
@jewel it's on chatzy. I'll send a link around 11:30 game time here. Just click on it and join with stable name and number. It's fun
Vancouver
10:28:07 Ana / Van
My accountant was actually in an ambulance once!
Crestwood Eq.
10:25:58 Ivy / poison ivy
hello again
Angels angels
10:25:44 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Lol 20/21 of my matches for RO are using filly Items. I am not getting any colts! XD
Sweet Valley
10:24:59 Anna/Jewel
Cool
Red Horizon Ranch
10:24:26 Red
Oh I unlocked the jungle in explore!
Sweet Valley
10:18:53 Anna/Jewel
Well where is this trivia, Painted?
Angels angels
10:18:51 [1k+ brindles] Angel
Shroom
Like I said it may not be, it may just be people making a joke but I don't know
Glacier Bay Cove
10:18:35 Arctic Katz
Not all of us are blessed with a kind accountant
Shroom
10:18:21 
I've made the accountant cry and yell but never a heart attack. I didn;t know that was a thing
Painted View Ranch
10:18:11 PVR Paint/Painted
Come join us for Trivia at 1pm Gametime!

Today's themes will be:
Rare Animal Adaptations
"Extreme Survival" - Human Feats Edition
Obscure Laws Around the World

Bonus prizes can be sent to Painted View Ranch at 113305 until 1:00pm Gametime.
.
See you all there
Sweet Valley
10:17:55 Anna/Jewel
Yeah same here, Bruh lol. It would just be funny to see him throwing a fit..
Angels angels
10:17:31 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I've only done it once lol.
Golden Fields
10:17:12 Bruh
I'd love to make my accountant cry but I've never had a mil in the bank at once
Angels angels
10:16:15 [1k+ brindles] Angel
I think the only way to make him cry is to spend over 1 million in one day. Then for a heart attack I think you have to spend multiple millions but that could just be an exaggeration people say because I have never seen that one for real
Sweet Valley
10:15:33 Anna/Jewel
WHy is your accountant throwing a fit over ebs? Mine doesn't do that
Eagle Creek
10:13:19 Eagle
It would hopefully get homo Silver with the second so I like that but It also will probably get homo Sabino 🥴
Glacier Bay Cove
10:12:46 Arctic Katz
Every time Ebs are spent, he is either yelling, crying or having a heart attack and going to the hospital, so I took it a step further

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Horse Jokes!! February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

Former Stable
 
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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!
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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!
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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food
bumdum spush
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What kind of horse lives inside?
A Stallion
What did the horse say when he fell?
I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!
Last one...
A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"
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What do you call a sleeping horse?
A nightmare
Horse Jokes!! February 10, 2024 06:37 PM


ghost light stables
 
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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!
what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime
why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners
Horse Jokes!! February 10, 2024 06:39 PM


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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse
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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away
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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods
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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot
Horse Jokes!! February 10, 2024 08:28 PM


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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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