simple. for people who have stories of when they used zero braincells and zero survival skills to reflect well on those memories

Fern

ghost

Everytime it storms/natural disaster i go and sit on my back porch.

once the winds were so bad my chair was getting moved.

very cutesy very demure

XD yes!

I stood in front of a burning building watching the fire fighters put it out.

While standing there I eventually noticed something small in the sky, and watched it get closer until it hit me right in the knee.

It was scolding hot, and left a pretty open wound on my leg.

Didn't brake anything but I walked around with a limp and never got it checked out 🤣.

I laughed the whole time showing it off along with the brick that hit me.

also open to anything random

I decided it would be smart to just drive home during a tornado when I could see I forming above me tree limbs where flying and my roommate was blasting blown away by Carrie Underwood as we're sitting in my best up truck watching the wind almost rip a 50 pound gate off the hinges lmao