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my trainer: 'act like you are trying to break her rib in the nicest way possible and make sure you try to rip her face apart in a nice way.' HUH. |
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RFS Thoroughbreds said:
my trainer: 'act like you are trying to break her rib in the nicest way possible and make sure you try to rip her face apart in a nice way.' HUH.
Hmm. Nope. Do not like that. |
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RFS Thoroughbreds said:
my trainer: 'act like you are trying to break her rib in the nicest way possible and make sure you try to rip her face apart in a nice way.' HUH.
politely what the fuck😭 |
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RFS Thoroughbreds said:
my trainer: 'act like you are trying to break her rib in the nicest way possible and make sure you try to rip her face apart in a nice way.' HUH.
wut? that's not good for the horse or you |
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basically my horse was being stubborn and nothing was wrong with her so she said that as in telling me to try to turn her then send her forward after :) not actually meaning that absolutely not otherwise i would've looked at my trainer like 'what the crap? imma go find a new barn' though i understand the misunderstanding |
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I have a few btw my trainer jokes around a lot, she doesn't mean anything and she's rlly nice dw lol (Doing work without stirrups) "it's ok if you fall off, it's been a while so it's probably a good thing, get it over and done with while your on a small horse" (I'm kinda short btw) "if you keep looking at that bird you'll end up flying like it, and I mean flying off missy (the horse)" "Woah she drank a lot of water." "My grandma walks faster than you, but if you give her a little nudge and she'll fall over instead of going faster."
(Doing 2 point)
pretend the saddle is lava. (sits down accidentally) Oop ur butt is gone, now you have to 2 point because you don't have a butt anymore haha |
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Some things my trainer has said this summer: "KICK HER LIKE YOU'D KICK YOUR BROTHER" ( for context she was being sarcastic because the mare I was riding was being quite lazy that day, and I do not in fact kick my brother haha ) "HEELS DOWN. DOWN. Good lord... DOWNNNN" ( I was trying to lope for the first time and found it quite hard to keep my heels down while concentrating on where I was going ) "Ah shoot... why did I let you ride her with shorts on-" ( Yeah, dumb decision made by me, whoops- ) "I BOUGHT HER FOR 900 DOLLARS, YOU'RE MAKING HER LOOK LIKE WHAT I BOUGHT HER FOR" ( That day was a horrible lesson xD everything she said went in one ear and out the other, I was super stressed so I just couldn't pay attention well ) "Woah boy, SIT, SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN, SHE'S KICKING OH MY GODDD" ( So like, the horse I was riding threw a couple kicks, they didn't feel like much but like I guess they were and she and my mom were losing it watching my flail around in the saddle lol ) |
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"Shoulders back!" "Look where she's going or you'll knock a pole!" "Remember to lean foward!" "Losen the reins or you'll be on the ground!" Instructors are too strict. Calm down. When I have my own students they are going to meet Ms. Not Mean and Strict. Oh and, "Heels down!!!!!!!!!" |
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Ruka said:
(Doing 2 point) pretend the saddle is lava. (sits down accidentally) Oop ur butt is gone, now you have to 2 point because you don't have a butt anymore haha
"oop ur butt is gone" has been added to my vocabulary, thank you 🤣 |
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mare bucks me off and then walks over to me on the ground. "Well would you look at that, she turned into 'ole twinkle toes again." "SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN." then so many other things ive heard whenever im loping against the wind and she tries to say something: dead silence xD> |
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