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RockyMountainMyth

11:19:16 Mari ♥

I wonder if somehow it’s taking a while to process?

11:18:42 sxdisticsoul ♱

Angel Warmblood Stud,
Nevermind I fixed it! Thank you tho ^^

RockyMountainMyth

11:18:19 Mari ♥

Oh thank god. It should have auto renewed that’s weird I got charged

11:18:10 Vixie

she's under Stable Staff in the stable menu

Munchkin Stables

11:17:55 Munn - PONs

Barn manager is a prem thing.

Sunset River Arabian

11:17:45 Athena - AA/TB

You lost premium

11:17:37 Ceci / (Call me) AL

Mari, your premium is gone

RockyMountainMyth

11:17:15 Mari ♥

Am I crazy or is the barn manager gone??

Hardwicke House

11:15:39 Phan

-HEE Click-
She looks cool but I didn't know that training was still possible xD

Angel Warmblood Stud

11:15:35 Angel

I can help :D

11:15:06 sxdisticsoul ♱

Does anyone feel like helping me fix my banner size?

Insignia Elites

11:12:50 Em

Hes such a good stud! This is one of their cross and she has only had WWW foals so far -HEE Click-

Insignia Elites

11:12:15 Em

Her foals are also really good with training so far!

11:09:39 Fang

Em I don’t blame her, seems most of my gals love him too. I am going to bank some crosses with him in June for sure :)

11:09:01 Fang

Got to love those finicky mares lol

Insignia Elites

11:08:52 Em

She really does! I might implant one embryo next RO and try a different stud but I will see xD

Hardwicke House

11:08:45 Phan

-HEE Click-
Im very confused on how LBs work cause I've had Ws get up there, but this lady refuses lol

11:08:43 Fang

Em oo she’s nice and she really loves Pendragon. Hope it works out for you <3

Mooncloud Magic

11:08:40 🧸 Diva

Fang yea she was all about - i can do it myself attitude lol

Executive Stables

11:08:12 Exec/Lyssa

Ooo she loves Pendragon😁

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RockyMountainMyth

11:19:16 Mari ♥

I wonder if somehow it’s taking a while to process?

11:18:42 sxdisticsoul ♱

Angel Warmblood Stud,
Nevermind I fixed it! Thank you tho ^^

RockyMountainMyth

11:18:19 Mari ♥

Oh thank god. It should have auto renewed that’s weird I got charged

11:18:10 Vixie

she's under Stable Staff in the stable menu

Munchkin Stables

11:17:55 Munn - PONs

Barn manager is a prem thing.

Sunset River Arabian

11:17:45 Athena - AA/TB

You lost premium

11:17:37 Ceci / (Call me) AL

Mari, your premium is gone

RockyMountainMyth

11:17:15 Mari ♥

Am I crazy or is the barn manager gone??

Hardwicke House

11:15:39 Phan

-HEE Click-
She looks cool but I didn't know that training was still possible xD

Angel Warmblood Stud

11:15:35 Angel

I can help :D

11:15:06 sxdisticsoul ♱

Does anyone feel like helping me fix my banner size?

Insignia Elites

11:12:50 Em

Hes such a good stud! This is one of their cross and she has only had WWW foals so far -HEE Click-

Insignia Elites

11:12:15 Em

Her foals are also really good with training so far!

11:09:39 Fang

Em I don’t blame her, seems most of my gals love him too. I am going to bank some crosses with him in June for sure :)

11:09:01 Fang

Got to love those finicky mares lol

Insignia Elites

11:08:52 Em

She really does! I might implant one embryo next RO and try a different stud but I will see xD

Hardwicke House

11:08:45 Phan

-HEE Click-
Im very confused on how LBs work cause I've had Ws get up there, but this lady refuses lol

11:08:43 Fang

Em oo she’s nice and she really loves Pendragon. Hope it works out for you <3

Mooncloud Magic

11:08:40 🧸 Diva

Fang yea she was all about - i can do it myself attitude lol

Executive Stables

11:08:12 Exec/Lyssa

Ooo she loves Pendragon😁

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February 9, 2024 03:29 PM

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Prepare your best horse jokes and then I will pick someone on February 14 in the afternoon to win a surprise!So get your horse jokes ready only the best will (maybe) win!

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The prize is reavealed...6 thousand ebs!

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ghost light stables

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whats a race horses fav food .......................fast food

bumdum spush

February 10, 2024 11:52 AM

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What kind of horse lives inside?

A Stallion

What did the horse say when he fell?

I've fallen and I can't Giddy-up!

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A horse walks into a kitchen and the cheif says "Hey!" and the horse says "How did you read my mind!?!?"

February 10, 2024 06:20 PM

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What do you call a sleeping horse?

A nightmare

February 10, 2024 06:37 PM

ghost light stables

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what does it mean when you find a horse shoe -some poor horse is walking around in its socks!

what did the horse say to the foal - its paster bedtime

why did the horse not get invited to the dinner party - it has bad stable manners

February 10, 2024 06:39 PM

Wild West Warmbloods

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Why can't ponies sing? -They are just a little hoarse

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I felt like I should clean the house today... so I went riding until the feeling went away

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"Wait you didn't dress up as a bunny for easter? Sometimes I wonder if you even carrot all"

Edited at February 10, 2024 06:39 PM by Wild West Warmbloods

February 10, 2024 07:11 PM

ghost light stables

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what did the appalosa say after he ate his grain - man that hit the spot

February 10, 2024 08:28 PM

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Why don't horses use Android phones? Because they like Apples.

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