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"Is your dragon ready?" (my horse bucking and pulling through the bridle) "yeah i think hes ready" "Ride like a sack of potatoes with a back brace" (while i was trying to warm up my gelding at a show) "SACK OF POTATOES SACK OF POTATOES RIDE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!!" "girl quit letting him lean on that circle" *In Happy Voice* "Go bama go bama get it bama go bama!" me: "reba your being too spicyy" her: *grabs rebas ears* "rebaa dont listen to her" trainer: * makes a scene of pretending to ride a horse and canter a lopsided circle * |
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KPH Equestrian said:
Ruka said:
(Doing 2 point) pretend the saddle is lava. (sits down accidentally) Oop ur butt is gone, now you have to 2 point because you don't have a butt anymore haha
"oop ur butt is gone" has been added to my vocabulary, thank you 🤣
HAHA!!! No problem lol. it was rlly funny! |
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Mediterranean said:
I asked my friend about notable things her trainer had said as he's notorious for being sassy and blunt. And he yells. A lot. Here's what she told me: "Is this a battlefield? WHY ARE YOU CHARGING?"
"Don't argue with that horse, it's not your husband"
"I really wish I'd finished my accounting degree"
"Have you ever considered that he bucks you off because you make him wear matching hot pink EVERYTHING?"
"No glitter and no diamonds. You want to show your horse off, not make him into a four legged disco ball"
"I don't know what YouTube video taught you that but it definitely wasn't me"
this is so funny
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my intostur would always vape in my class and once he had a brocken wrist and cut the cast off so he could ride in a show |
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